Honey, I’ve Got A Headache…

Have you ever just wanted to curl up with someone of an evening, perhaps with a bowl of homemade sweet potato chips, PJs, a puppy, Netflix, and a big snuggly mink blanket? 

“Honey, I’ve got a headache,” is your opportunity to do just that. Curl up with me, let’s drink tea and eat yummy things, and enjoy the evening together all the while keeping our hands somewhat to ourselves. (Cuddles only!)

For the first time, I am offering a purely social package that includes all of the above. I offer this at a minimum of three hours; in which throughout, we can put some music on (quietly though, as I’ll have a headache. 😆), make or order dinner together, have a cup of tea or three, and pick out a movie before wrapping ourselves around each other and settling in for the evening. I will also note that back tickles and foot massagers are warmly welcomed, however; and even though I have a headache, I can certainly give as well as receive. 🥰 😋 

  • Three hours – $900
  • Four hours – $1200

*No additional hours

Movies —

I would prefer it if you came with a few movie suggestions prior, as I am truly atrocious at making decisions. I have access to Netflix, Amazon Prime, Stan, and Disney. While we’re on the topic of movies, I will say that I am also the biggest sook when it comes to movies and would prefer nothing scary or sad – happy endings are the best kind of endings, no matter how you look at it. 😏 So, simple comedies, romantic ones, or action movies are allowed, and you can save the scary or gory stuff for yourself. But, please, be warned; I get very sucked into movies, so if it is even remotely scary, you better be prepared to be squeezed. And if it is sad, there will be tears… I am ridiculous, I am aware, and I make no apologies for it. 😂

Dinner —

Please let me know at least 24 hours prior to our bookings as to whether or not you would like to order Uber Eats for dinner, or if you would like to make something to eat together. I have an Airfryer, so chopping up vegies together is definitely an option. Aside from that, please bring any other snacks and treats with you on the day. 

Boundaries —

Please note that this is a purely social experience – I have a headache, remember? 😉 

Yes, there will be cuddles, but our PJs will be on and our hands will not be exploring. The aim is simply to be able to have a relaxed, yet affectionate, evening together where we can enjoy each other company, some good food, and a movie. If you decide at the time that you would like more than that, it is, of course, an option. But my rate will revert to the usual hourly rate listed in the investment section, and the difference will need to be paid immediately. 

Available in Melbourne only.

Pre-booking and deposit required.

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